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Reaction to a hail storm breaking her car window.

Chances are this girl is going to be someone’s boss at some point in her life. Pray for that person.

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Tan lines.

pitareceptionist:

The Office Morning Enthusiast tried self tanner lotion for the first time over the weekend. She’s been in the kitchen giving exclusive details for the past 12 minutes. I can overhear the entire brutal conversation from the safety of my desk.

OME: “Morning guys! Happy Monday! Oh my god, coffee, I…

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pluimer:

The 2nd episode of our CH101 show Skateboard Cop screened this weekend, and we came in 2nd place.  As you no doubt know, 2nd place is the True 1st Place (due to channel 101’s archaic voting procedures), but I can’t help but think that if we had turned in a different cut of our show that we could have come in Fake 1st Place (actual 1st place).  

When we were shooting, it became clear that the show was getting bogged down by the writing.  It was nearly 7 pages long; no room for pacing, craft, or tact here.

In the edit I discovered a cleaner and overall better version of our show.  I felt like it was the best version we could make, considering what we started with.  Wade and Kelsy thought otherwise.  I’m sure as writers, it’s not easy to hear that the words you typed into a computer program aren’t turning into the show you hoped for, but still…

I fought for this version and I lost.  Still, I hope you like it.  

Well, this is all bullshit.

There is no bigger fan of Trickster Steve than me. Ricky Carmona is one of my favorite performers and nicest people in the world. During the editing process I kept telling Ben, “More Trickster Steve, he’s the funniest part.” In a passive aggressive attempt to sidestep the collaborative process, Ben sent me this cut.

His immature plan backfired and I immediately fell in love with it. I told Kelsy and Ben we should submit this cut and do a “to be continued.” (Two birds with one stone as we then wouldn’t have to do any work on an April show.) They were too chicken to do it.

I think really Ben just doesn’t want to admit that he’s a better popcorn and cotton candy editor than he is a narrative story craftsman, as evidenced by this wonderfully fun and funny cut which is far superior to the trash we screened on Saturday.

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Sure, you could come to Channel 101 tomorrow, March 29th, at 8 & 10 pm, because one of your friends made a cool promotional flyer to promote their show.

OR you could come Channel 101 tomorrow, March 29th, at 8 & 10 pm, because a new episode of SKATEBOARD COP is going to make you laugh your dumb, stupid ass off.  Can the other shows make that promise?  Probably not, or they wouldn’t be relying on dumb graphic design talents.

You could argue that it took me more time to make this flyer than it did to script, shoot and edit (two thirds of which I was actually involved in) our newest episode of SKATEBOARD COP, but that would be a totally dick move of you.

Sure, you could come to Channel 101 tomorrow, March 29th, at 8 & 10 pm, because one of your friends made a cool promotional flyer to promote their show.

OR you could come Channel 101 tomorrow, March 29th, at 8 & 10 pm, because a new episode of SKATEBOARD COP is going to make you laugh your dumb, stupid ass off. Can the other shows make that promise? Probably not, or they wouldn’t be relying on dumb graphic design talents.

You could argue that it took me more time to make this flyer than it did to script, shoot and edit (two thirds of which I was actually involved in) our newest episode of SKATEBOARD COP, but that would be a totally dick move of you.