crockeronline:

Best laugh I’ve had in weeks.

“DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO JAIL?”

Nathan for You is actually a really great show. Ignore the fact that he looks like Frankenstein and sounds like Whetzell. I can’t speak for that other generic white guy with a show named after him on Comedy Central show, but I hear it’s mean-spirited.

elizaeliza:

Real scabs aren’t cute.

I just went on strike from my job writing for a highly rated cable TV show. That might mean the brilliant comedians I know here online or in real life will be asked to come in and replace the striking workers. There are tons of people that are so funny, and I’d…

First they came for our donut Thursdays, and I said nothing because I’m trying to lose a few pounds. Then they came for the free soda in the break room fridge, and I said nothing because, you know, soda from the machine is only like a buck. Then once, the host of the show was mean to me, and I said nothing because, well, after sixty years in the business she has sort of earned the right to be a cunt to a cable joke writer. Then someone said, “Strike!” and it sounded a lot easier than applying elsewhere, and I said, “Yeah, alright.”

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