May 2013
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April 2013
4 posts
Fark.com | Comedy Central star Nathan Fielder... →
crockeronline:
Best laugh I’ve had in weeks.
“DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO JAIL?”
Nathan for You is actually a really great show. Ignore the fact that he looks like Frankenstein and sounds like Whetzell. I can’t speak for that other generic white guy with a show named after him on Comedy Central show, but I hear it’s mean-spirited.
Eliza! Eliza!: Please don't work my job while I... →
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Real scabs aren’t cute.
I just went on strike from my job writing for a highly rated cable TV show. That might mean the brilliant comedians I know here online or in real life will be asked to come in and replace the striking workers. There are tons of people that are so funny, and I’d…
First they came for our donut Thursdays, and I said nothing because I’m trying to lose a...
March 2013
2 posts
WatchIndians - Magic Kids
“Melt In The Sun” Music Video by Camcorder | Free... →
I’m in a band. Pluimer made us a video.
February 2013
1 post
WatchWell here’s the last Business. Danny Jelinek directed and did an amazing job at putting some interesting visuals on our stupid songs.
After Business was canceled the first time we threw together the cartoon to try to win a Channy and didn’t. Jonah Ray gave us the idea to do a live action version of the cartoon, so we did, because we hate ourselves and the audience. The Hackers...
January 2013
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December 2012
7 posts
In honor of Sam and Erin’s new dog Party...
Meh.
It looks like an ocean in my peripheral vision. It’s not. I’m in northern Colorado. (A lesser writer would tell you that’s about as far from any ocean as you can get. But I’m not hacky. I know you’re smarter than that.) It’s snow. It’s snow in vast fields. I grew up here, but I don’t know what they are. Farms? Sure. Let’s say that. ...
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Fucking whatever, gun laws. Fucking whatever,...
This post started the other night when I was drifting off to sleep and I thought of the perfect, self-indulgent, pretentious post. I had it in my head and I thought, “If I can’t fall asleep in the next five minutes I’m going to get up and write that.” But, I fell asleep.
“Jesus Christ,” I just thought, as I just thought of the next sentence in this post and...
November 2012
5 posts
Something Insightful and/or Inspiring
These days I’m thinking positively. As I type this my cat has jumped off my lap.
I loved having my cat on my lap. It made me feel good. Like it was a form of necessary physical contact between two objects with circulatory systems. And now that’s gone. But, as stated, I’m thinking positively and I’m not letting my lap’s lack of cat get to me.
I’m not...
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Episode 10 of Free Ideas with Mike & Wade
Special guest Sam Brown joins Mike and Wade to come up with some billion dollar ideas for children’s television programming.
Listen above, download it here and subscribe on iTunes.
This is a good one.
“Pop A Wheelie” - DJ Awesome Wade...
October 2012
7 posts
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Episode 9 of Free Ideas with Mike & Wade
Mike and Wade offer new ideas for old phonebooks.
This episode is brought to you by Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Download it here and subscribe on iTunes.
It’s another episode of everyone’s favorite podcast in the whole world! I think this is the last one (for a while anyway) we’re doing without a guest. Two people talking is...
I Killed a Huge Spider
I’m all for animal rights, with the exception of (at least) one thing. If I’m sitting on my couch and you’re an insect or arachnid that’s big enough to be picked up by my peripheral vision, you are going to die. It’s nothing personal. I’m sure your family is nice. But you are far too big to be here, with me, and my crawling skin.
Oh, but we’re the...
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Episode 8 of Free Ideas with Mike & Wade
Special guest Eli Braden helps Mike and Wade come up with some seriously awesome bar names and themes.
This episode is brought to you by Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Listen above, download it here, or subscribe on iTunes!
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Episode 7 of Free Ideas with Mike & Wade
Mike and Wade come up with some kick-ass Halloween costume ideas with the help of their first ever special guest, the inimitable and hilarious Kelsy Abbott.
This episode is brought to you by Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Listen above or download it here.
I'm Sad I Guess
You’re not happy. There’s nothing that can make you happy. That girl. That girl. She’s just there for her. And good for her. That’s what she should be. It doesn’t help you and me, her being so independent. But it’s nice. For humanity. For her. It’s nice.
I’m going to drive my car into the ocean and it’s going to be…...
September 2012
2 posts
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Here it is! Episode 6 of Free Ideas with Mike & Wade!
Mike and Wade demonstrate how easy it is to write an awesome song.
This episode is brought to you by Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Listen above or download it here.
Anonymous asked: I just wanted you to know that a few buddies and I discovered you through Gigabots (Garth is one of the funniest fictitious characters on the entire internet) and became big fans. We have followed Business from episode 1 and spread it around a fair bit. I honestly think it might be the best thing we've seen from you; the usual great humor but with impressive polish. Do you have any plans for...
August 2012
10 posts
Watchslacktory:
Each Other’s Butlers is a five-minute, one-episode Channel 101 show. It’s about two guys that are each other’s butlers and it’s incredibly silly.
We gushed about this video in a post on Slacktory.com. Check that out, but only if you want to know more about the guys who did this show.
Each Other’s Butlers: A Five-Minute Show
Aw, how nice. Acosta is one of three people with which I...
prowlingfordeath asked: Hey man - I am the guy that was sitting next to you that you said dropped your ballot. One of your friends knocked the ballot on the floor when she walked by. The way you asked me for it was rude. You didn’t look for it yourself, you just turned to me like I should get down on my hands and knees and find it for you. Later I saw you looking for it with your cell phone light, but by then I...
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Hey! It’s Episode 5 of Free Ideas with Mike & Wade!
Mike and Wade provide names for a guy who spins wax and knows facts.
Listen above or download it here.
Nobody listens to our podcast. In this one we get into the intricacies of Halloween 3. And then ask each other trivia questions. Unless that part got cut. I haven’t listened to it.
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I’m relieved that it’s over but pissed about how it ended. I know when I make a bad show. I’m hyper aware of it. Most of my shows are bad shows. Even the ones that get voted back. This was not a bad show. The audience was a fucking corpse on Saturday. I don’t know who these people are anymore, but I know they laugh about as much as a dead fish.
The guy...
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Episode 4 of Free Ideas of Mike & Wade is here!
Mike and Wade give invaluable advice to a prospective restaurateur.
Listen above or download it here.
After a few weeks of bachelor partying and weddying, Mike and I are back with more free ideas.
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Willy loves syncing sound http://gifshop.tv/m/Y6BZB5TND7/
Third Opinion Time: Chick-fil-a
We all know that THIRD OPINION is a genius subject by an amazing writer. If you’re unfamiliar, this is the segment where I skip to the logical third opinion of any given internet spat.
So here’s the issue. At first people were like, “Don’t eat at Chick-fil-a, they give money to anti-homosexual causes.” Then the head dude at Chick-fil-a was all, “I believe...
July 2012
10 posts
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Episode 3 of Free Ideas with Mike & Wade!
Mike and Wade provide ideas to a party-goer who is eager to impress her friends, booze-wise.
Listen above or download it here.
Here’s episode three. It’s mostly us listing ingredients for drinks. And also, I do know what Benedictine is. Mike edited that part out. (We HATE Mike.)
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Check it out… it’s Episode 2 of Free Ideas with Mike & Wade! Mike and Wade provide ideas to a guy who wants to avoid social interaction and another guy who wants a new nickname.
Take a break from sensationalized shooting news by listening to a light-hearted half-hour podcast! I’m from Colorado, so I think you have to listen to me on this one. This episode is shorter than...
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It’s here! Episode 1 of Free Ideas with Mike & Wade!
In this episode, Mike and Wade provide ideas to a woman starting a podcast and a guy who doesn’t want to get in the pool.
Listen above or download it here.
I’m sorry for this. I already blogged it once. I just wanted to reblog it because everyone was at Comicon when we posted it. I don’t know the point of...
