February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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Dec 25th
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Um, you guys know about NDAA, right? →
More info: http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2011/12/the-indefinite-detention-bill-does-apply-to-american-citizens-on-u-s-soil.html
Dec 15th
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ListenEvery once in a while this pops up on my shuffle. ...
Dec 14th
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November 2011
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Yo, just gave my website a dope update. →
I added a drunken “director’s commentary,” (all the text. Director’s commentary is totally not an apt description. Editor’s note? Meh) that I really really fucking hope you like with all my heart. I’m so scared of this big world and just want everyone to like me always. You know? I’m like a little rabbit who has big eyes and wants to have a fuckload...
Nov 28th
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Nov 24th
An awesome Eazy-E lyric I never noticed before
Reporter: Hey, Eazy why you always cussin' on your records?
Eazy: Man, who are you, GENE AUTRY or something?
Nov 17th
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listgenerator: L. DiCaprio Pat Bishop made a very very funny video, check it out! If you called this W. Randolph it could be about me during every Channies.
Nov 11th
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Whoa! I just found out about Andy Rooney’s death while “Any Other Time” was playing on random. That’s the song from American Beauty Brady and I used to go quickly off the rails in our celebrity sibling edition of Trippin’ or Stylin’. You crazy, world. You crazy. The next song that came on was a DJ Awesome Wade Randolph original called “Party is the...
Nov 5th
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October 2011
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Oct 27th
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1901's Council of Doctors
Roger: Okay Doctors, welcome to 1901's Council of Doctors. Today we need to discuss ears. What can we stick in them? People have been sticking things in their ears. Knife's are too sharp and marbles are too round. What's in between there? We need a good rule of thumb.
Harold: Thumbs! Don't stick anything sharper than your thumb in your ear. Done.
Steve: That's dumb. Elbows. Elbows is the obvious answer.
Roger: Elbows. Yes. Good.
Harold: Elbows? Have you ever played basketball with Steve? His elbows are much too sharp to put in your ears.
Roger: This is true, people have varying degrees of elbow sharpness. What about roll on deodorants? The ball kind, not the gel kind.
Steve: That's the dumbest thing ever. Elbows! Look at your elbow.
Harold: But how would I get my elbow into my ear? It's too big. Plus it doesn't reach. Unless...
Roger: Harold, get your elbow out of my ear. It's too big it won't fit.
Harold: Exactly! It's too abstract of a notion! And I question that roll on deodorants even exist in our current era. What's wrong with thumbs? Thumbs are so round, you guys.
Roger: All in favor of elbows. Don't stick anything sharper than your elbow in your ear.
Steve: Aye!
Harold: Aye! Wait, did you say "thumbs?"
Roger: The motion passes. Don't stick anything sharper than your elbow in your ear. Spread the word.
Harold: Q-tips are much much sharper than elbows and they GO IN EARS!
Roger: Let's go get some lunch. Anybody for elbow macaroni?
Everyone laughs.
Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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My Review of Transformers.
Not talking about the awesome cartoon which sadly, doesn’t hold up. The movies. There’s an old robot in one of the movies, so he has a beard. His beard is made of metal. That’s why we know he’s old. Because he has a beard. Forget this logic of beards signify age. Just FORGET IT. So you’re telling me that when a transforming robot gets old, its metal...
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September 2011
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Sep 23rd
Yeah, I think the ladies can attest to that — DAMMIT!
Sep 17th
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danirrational: Extraterrestrial. By Nacho Vigalondo, who made Timecrimes. If you haven’t seen Timecrimes, watch it right now on Netflix instant.
Sep 13th
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Dear Employment Development Department,
I am writing to inform you why I missed the Initial Assistance Workshop (IAW) I was selected to attend to help me plan my job search and shorten the time I remain out of work. Unfortunately (?) I had a job interview during the time I was mandated to attend this workshop. A job interview is a meeting where you meet with a potential employer in order to become employed and shorten the time you...
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August 2011
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wordsbycodi: !!! szzzzlaga: 8 minute trailer for Angry Boys. I can’t WAIT. Which reminds me, I need to buy Summer Heights High…real bad. Fuck yeah!
Aug 31st
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