Notes October 21, 2011 1901's Council of Doctors Roger:Okay Doctors, welcome to 1901's Council of Doctors. Today we need to discuss ears. What can we stick in them? People have been sticking things in their ears. Knife's are too sharp and marbles are too round. What's in between there? We need a good rule of thumb. Harold:Thumbs! Don't stick anything sharper than your thumb in your ear. Done. Steve:That's dumb. Elbows. Elbows is the obvious answer. Roger:Elbows. Yes. Good. Harold:Elbows? Have you ever played basketball with Steve? His elbows are much too sharp to put in your ears. Roger:This is true, people have varying degrees of elbow sharpness. What about roll on deodorants? The ball kind, not the gel kind. Steve:That's the dumbest thing ever. Elbows! Look at your elbow. Harold:But how would I get my elbow into my ear? It's too big. Plus it doesn't reach. Unless... Roger:Harold, get your elbow out of my ear. It's too big it won't fit. Harold:Exactly! It's too abstract of a notion! And I question that roll on deodorants even exist in our current era. What's wrong with thumbs? Thumbs are so round, you guys. Roger:All in favor of elbows. Don't stick anything sharper than your elbow in your ear. Steve:Aye! Harold:Aye! Wait, did you say "thumbs?" Roger:The motion passes. Don't stick anything sharper than your elbow in your ear. Spread the word. Harold:Q-tips are much much sharper than elbows and they GO IN EARS! Roger:Let's go get some lunch. Anybody for elbow macaroni? Everyone laughs.
